Adam came home

How To Have "Welcome Home" Vinyl-Bodysuit Sex:

1. In shower, wash and seduce mutually--having him give you a Brazilian with a Mach 3 is always good.
2. In bedroom, turn off lights, lock door, turn on red light.
3. Cunninlingus worthy of a pornographic rock star sex god vampire is a good start.
4. Follow up with sensual lotion full-body massage.
5. More tongue action until you start whimpering.
6. You're cold--he grabs thick blanket, traps you both underneath, and your skin starts melting together liquid salt grinding hipbones gasping breath hands grasping for cool air until the sweat cascading across your bodies is the sweat of vinyl, slippery slick faces rubbing tongues battling bodies melting water hands sliding slipping grasping melting melting melting.
7. Explode, then become human goo. Spend the next half hour re-learning how to move.
8. Laugh painfully when he asks to "do it again" and decide he's stolen enough of your energy, steal it back, and fall asleep in a puppy pile.

I'm not, but thanks anyway

You are a goddess!


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Why does this one always come up? I don't get it. And you know what's sort of creepy? There are a couple of photos of me--one from when I was fourteen at summer camp, and one from a couple of months ago when I was wearing that plastic-wrap outfit--that look almost exactly like her. When I was fourteen, I had hair just like that, slightly shorter and darker.
Luis Royo has to be my favorite fantasy artist, aside from my dad. *grin*