Aug. 6th, 2003

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Last night we saw a preview for the "Freddy vs. Jason" movie, and I asked Adam if he wanted to see it. He lifted his head off the pillow, gave me this strange "Westley from Princess Bride" smile and said that he'd just thought of a new reality show: Take Freddy Krueger and Jason and throw them in a ring with Alice Cooper. The name of the game is to go out and kill as many people as possible. Whoever kills the most wins. I forget what. Possibly gets to kill the other two.
I stared at him for a good thirty seconds, then sputtered, "How on earth do you think of these things so quickly?"
He said, in a little boy voice, "I dunno. Ideas just come into my head and I run with them."
God, I love that boy.

I was also just randomly thinking back to the new primetime soap opera I watched last night, "The OC." Dawson's Creek meets 90210 by way of some HBO show like "Queer As Folk" or something. And I thought about Beca's comments. And then I thought about that other new show coming out, "Skin," which is basically Romeo and Juliet in the porn industry. And then there's "Nip/Tuck" which is about plastic surgeons having sex. And then I thought, why the hell are they wasting money making shows like these (although "Skin" sounds kind of amusing). And then I thought, why the hell do I care?
I should write a primetime TV show. Poor kids with problems who can do magic (but better than "Charmed") and kill people with a single thought and a Chapstick tube to the temple. Except it could be like "The Real World" where everyone sits around and drinks beer and has sex and complains about everyone else to people who don't give a fuck. And the magic wouldn't be able to make them money, and they're all weird, which is why they'd be poor kids with problems.

Why is it that when I talk to the spirits I'm spiritual, but when the spirits talk back I'm schizophrenic?
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Mother of god, this stuff is amazing. I think I've found the holy grail of skin products. It's called The 30-Second Facelift. It's from this online company called health2go. It's got 100% shea butter, mango butter, almond oil, and avocado oil, and slightly less cocoa butter (which might clog pores in high amounts). If you order it with the vanilla fragrance, you'll want to eat it. It looks like vanilla cake frosting. You even mix it with a butter knife when you get it. I can rub it in my skin, massaging for thirty seconds, and my skin feels like a baby's and it glows. I put in my hair and it's the best thing since intensive conditioner. It's better than lip balm. I don't think I can ever put it in or near the fridge because if I'm sleepwalking and hungry I may reach for it. And the guy who owns the website is fantastically helpful. I can call him, AIM him, email him, and he gives discounts too. And for the more...pervertedly inclined, yeah you can use it to, um, make things smoother, and it's natural, but it doesn't taste like cake frosting.
Shea butter is awesome just by itself. Women in African tribes have used it for centuries. I've seen pictures of 60-year-old African women with no wrinkles at all and firm clear skin and shiny hair. It's made from the nut of the karite tree, the shea nut, and the karite tree is called "The Tree of Life." This shit can smooth scars and repair damage. It's doing some extraordinary things for my keloids, I shit you not.

I'm sorry I'm gushing about some silly little moisturizer, but this stuff has me completely bowled over. I just had to finally talk about it. It also seems to promote tranquil relaxation, so it's a peaceful lil tool.

And yes, I'm feeling better. Realizing that you know what, my life is the way it is because of choices I have made and will make, because of certain inalienable things beyond my control, and I must deal with them as they come. I must remember that I am loved, and I am not alone, and no matter what happens or who comes in and out of my life, I will always be loved and never be alone. So thank you, those who should be thanked. I am most grateful for all of you in my life.

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