not a pretty picture

Have you ever had a day when you feel like your skin has been completely flayed off your body and the exposed muscles are being beaten to pulps while at the same time being poked with thousands of hot needles while a bunch of scapels and sheets of sandpaper follow through and scrape every last inch until you want to howl like a trapped tortured animal?

....

Because, um, I feel like that right now.

Yeah.

Okay, back to work.

Hope everyone's having a better day than I am.

not a pretty picture

Have you ever had a day when you feel like your skin has been completely flayed off your body and the exposed muscles are being beaten to pulps while at the same time being poked with thousands of hot needles while a bunch of scapels and sheets of sandpaper follow through and scrape every last inch until you want to howl like a trapped tortured animal?

....

Because, um, I feel like that right now.

Yeah.

Okay, back to work.

Hope everyone's having a better day than I am.

not a pretty picture

Have you ever had a day when you feel like your skin has been completely flayed off your body and the exposed muscles are being beaten to pulps while at the same time being poked with thousands of hot needles while a bunch of scapels and sheets of sandpaper follow through and scrape every last inch until you want to howl like a trapped tortured animal?

....

Because, um, I feel like that right now.

Yeah.

Okay, back to work.

Hope everyone's having a better day than I am.

LOLcat musings: a letter

An open letter to my body. In LOLcat.

Dear cerebral palsy, epilepsy, fibromyalgia, asthma, sciatica, migraines, arthralgia, Raynaud's syndrome, lordosis, and anxiety:

Please to be not tormenting the body so much. I cannae take much more; I are runnin' low on dilithium crystals, cap'n. Please to be stopping with the muscle spasms, muscle tension, muscle pain, seizures, fatigue, massive varied pain, panic attacks, crippling headaches, joint aches, back pain, breathing problems, poor blood circulation, and lack of circulation to extremities during winter.
My analogy, let me show you it:
I once has a bukkit. Was full of good health and happy bodyness.
You be stealin' mah bukkit!! GIVE IT BACK.
We be nice to each other, I has good day? Yes?
'nk you.

Love (depending),
Jo.

LOLcat musings: a letter

An open letter to my body. In LOLcat.

Dear cerebral palsy, epilepsy, fibromyalgia, asthma, sciatica, migraines, arthralgia, Raynaud's syndrome, lordosis, and anxiety:

Please to be not tormenting the body so much. I cannae take much more; I are runnin' low on dilithium crystals, cap'n. Please to be stopping with the muscle spasms, muscle tension, muscle pain, seizures, fatigue, massive varied pain, panic attacks, crippling headaches, joint aches, back pain, breathing problems, poor blood circulation, and lack of circulation to extremities during winter.
My analogy, let me show you it:
I once has a bukkit. Was full of good health and happy bodyness.
You be stealin' mah bukkit!! GIVE IT BACK.
We be nice to each other, I has good day? Yes?
'nk you.

Love (depending),
Jo.

LOLcat musings: a letter

An open letter to my body. In LOLcat.

Dear cerebral palsy, epilepsy, fibromyalgia, asthma, sciatica, migraines, arthralgia, Raynaud's syndrome, lordosis, and anxiety:

Please to be not tormenting the body so much. I cannae take much more; I are runnin' low on dilithium crystals, cap'n. Please to be stopping with the muscle spasms, muscle tension, muscle pain, seizures, fatigue, massive varied pain, panic attacks, crippling headaches, joint aches, back pain, breathing problems, poor blood circulation, and lack of circulation to extremities during winter.
My analogy, let me show you it:
I once has a bukkit. Was full of good health and happy bodyness.
You be stealin' mah bukkit!! GIVE IT BACK.
We be nice to each other, I has good day? Yes?
'nk you.

Love (depending),
Jo.