Snowpocalypse 2010 is Oh My Gods
Feb. 5th, 2010 01:50 pmWhy is it that whenever there is a threat of snowpocalypse in Maryland, most residents lose their minds? Grocery stores running out of milk and bread within hours, cars crawling by at five miles per hour when the roads are still quite visible.
I think this is a rhetorical question.
The snow is going to stop falling by Saturday night. Yes, the forecast calls for at least two feet of snow, but this is workable. Main roads will be cleared. Grocery stores will stay open. Emergency crew will be on hand. I am sure many people have very good reasons for anxiety -- I know I would hate to be out there in this. But, really. A gallon of milk has a remarkably early expiration date. How much can you drink before you will run out? And why is milk more important than, say, fresh vegetables and lean meat? You could make a stir fry for dinner several nights in a row. What is the milk for? I mean, aside from coffee, cereal, and mac n cheese. But really, in the two days that the snowpocalypse is happening, how much milk will really truly be used up to the last drop in every household? I think people should fight over the produce section more often. Vegetables and fruits are healthier.
Again, rhetorical. Also, your mileage may vary.
Adam went to Philadelphia very early this morning. He's on his way home after setting up the job, and he will return on Sunday, staying until next Thursday. I'm wishing him the best of luck. He may be an experienced road warrior, but there are many idiots who will be crawling along the roads around him. I will be watching the clock.
In the meantime, I am writing, and drinking by Rich Chocolate Ovaltine Maple Honey Mocha.
I think this is a rhetorical question.
The snow is going to stop falling by Saturday night. Yes, the forecast calls for at least two feet of snow, but this is workable. Main roads will be cleared. Grocery stores will stay open. Emergency crew will be on hand. I am sure many people have very good reasons for anxiety -- I know I would hate to be out there in this. But, really. A gallon of milk has a remarkably early expiration date. How much can you drink before you will run out? And why is milk more important than, say, fresh vegetables and lean meat? You could make a stir fry for dinner several nights in a row. What is the milk for? I mean, aside from coffee, cereal, and mac n cheese. But really, in the two days that the snowpocalypse is happening, how much milk will really truly be used up to the last drop in every household? I think people should fight over the produce section more often. Vegetables and fruits are healthier.
Again, rhetorical. Also, your mileage may vary.
Adam went to Philadelphia very early this morning. He's on his way home after setting up the job, and he will return on Sunday, staying until next Thursday. I'm wishing him the best of luck. He may be an experienced road warrior, but there are many idiots who will be crawling along the roads around him. I will be watching the clock.
In the meantime, I am writing, and drinking by Rich Chocolate Ovaltine Maple Honey Mocha.