Look, a smile

[brightrosefox]

From thedalikiss:


>THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2004:
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>Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
>[imagine that!]
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>Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
>[no, really?]
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>Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
>[now that's taking things a bit far!]
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>Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
>[not if I wipe thoroughly!]
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>Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
>[what a guy!]
>
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>Miners Refuse to Work after Death
>[no-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!]
>
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>Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
>[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]
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>War Dims Hope for Peace
>[I can see where it might have that effect!]
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>If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
>[you think?!]
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>Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
>[who would have thought!]
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>Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
>[they may be on to something!]
>
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>Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
>[you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]
>
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>Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
>[he probably IS the battery charge!]
>
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>New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
>[weren't they fat enough?!]
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>Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
>[That's what he gets for eating baked beans!]
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>Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
>[Taste like chicken?]
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>Local High School Drop-outs Cut in Half
>[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
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>Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors!
>[Boy, are they tall!]
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>
>And the winner is....
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>Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.
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>Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
>stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to(maybe even
>a chuckle) . We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling.