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From The Government Manual For New Wizards
Trolls:
Trolls can be recognized by their thick skulls, poor spelling abilities, and scaly green skin (or "5k1n," as trolls would render it). They make useful guardians of bridges, and Troll houses are abundant sources of Chrocolate Chrips, but you must never give them access to the Internet.

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*blinks*
*blinks slowly*
*grins widely*

This is such an awesome, awesome book.

(I think the next time a troll posts to a community I'm in, I shall quote this and see if it understands)

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