I adore my sex god--I mean boyfriend

No, I will not change the subject. Besides, I'm done already.

I found something called Candy Magic Lipstick. They come in a wide variety of colors that correspond to certain flavors, but when you apply them they all turn your lips this nifty shade of rosy pink. Also, they don't come off. Like, at all. Not through a good kiss (tested on my hand) or with food (tested with pepperoni pizza!) or with drinking (styrofoam cup) or with gloss. It's just aloe, vitamin E, castor oil, couple of waxes, and a preservative or three. I think when I get married, these are coming with. And they're two-fifty each. *blink* So far I have Vanilla Cream and Coffee Bean. I'm thinking about getting Cherry Cordial, Chocolate Kiss, Lemon Drop, Orange Slice, and Spearmint Gum. And yeah, they smell good, too.

My coworkers are funny sometimes. There are flyers posted in all the kitchens for an at-work Weight Watchers program, and every Monday morning we're treated to bagels and doughnuts. Honestly, it doesn't bother me, since it's once a week and it's good to give into cravings, and yes, the secretaries eat salads for lunch, and nobody has to take a doughnut (but we all do) but I'm still amused. Everyone calls me The Little One and when I walk pasted they mutter "Oh, she's so tiny, what does she eat?" "She's so little I didn't even see her walking behind me" and they're shocked when they see me with a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup at lunchtime, like such a thin person would never eat junk food and stay thin. And yet we are encouraged enthusiastically to raid the main kitchen when there are cakes, cookies, brownies, or candy that people bring in. And we have bake sales. There's a vending machine stocked with chips, Snickers, apple pies, etc. The machine also features beef jerky, fruit snacks and trail mix, however. For the people who don't have time for lunch.
I dunno. Food and food attitudes puzzle me.

I adore my sex god--I mean boyfriend

No, I will not change the subject. Besides, I'm done already.

I found something called Candy Magic Lipstick. They come in a wide variety of colors that correspond to certain flavors, but when you apply them they all turn your lips this nifty shade of rosy pink. Also, they don't come off. Like, at all. Not through a good kiss (tested on my hand) or with food (tested with pepperoni pizza!) or with drinking (styrofoam cup) or with gloss. It's just aloe, vitamin E, castor oil, couple of waxes, and a preservative or three. I think when I get married, these are coming with. And they're two-fifty each. *blink* So far I have Vanilla Cream and Coffee Bean. I'm thinking about getting Cherry Cordial, Chocolate Kiss, Lemon Drop, Orange Slice, and Spearmint Gum. And yeah, they smell good, too.

My coworkers are funny sometimes. There are flyers posted in all the kitchens for an at-work Weight Watchers program, and every Monday morning we're treated to bagels and doughnuts. Honestly, it doesn't bother me, since it's once a week and it's good to give into cravings, and yes, the secretaries eat salads for lunch, and nobody has to take a doughnut (but we all do) but I'm still amused. Everyone calls me The Little One and when I walk pasted they mutter "Oh, she's so tiny, what does she eat?" "She's so little I didn't even see her walking behind me" and they're shocked when they see me with a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup at lunchtime, like such a thin person would never eat junk food and stay thin. And yet we are encouraged enthusiastically to raid the main kitchen when there are cakes, cookies, brownies, or candy that people bring in. And we have bake sales. There's a vending machine stocked with chips, Snickers, apple pies, etc. The machine also features beef jerky, fruit snacks and trail mix, however. For the people who don't have time for lunch.
I dunno. Food and food attitudes puzzle me.

I like chocolate

( Mood-Boosting Foods )

Warning: Black seed oil may be an amazing health-booster both internally and externally...but it tastes nasty. It's hard to describe--like salty metallic molasses. I found that eating green olives and pickles took the taste away. They do recommend to add a teaspoon of black seed oil to water or tea. I can see why. So the little bottle in my fridge will be used mostly on my skin, but I'll put in water with honey just to handle it. Sigh. Same thing with apple cider vinegar. Why do all these fantastically healthy things have to taste so crappy? Black seed oil is phenomenal as a skin care product, though. Does everything. Even better combined with shea butter.

I think I need to find a way to grow an inch or three. Being this short is truly pissing me off.

I like chocolate

( Mood-Boosting Foods )

Warning: Black seed oil may be an amazing health-booster both internally and externally...but it tastes nasty. It's hard to describe--like salty metallic molasses. I found that eating green olives and pickles took the taste away. They do recommend to add a teaspoon of black seed oil to water or tea. I can see why. So the little bottle in my fridge will be used mostly on my skin, but I'll put in water with honey just to handle it. Sigh. Same thing with apple cider vinegar. Why do all these fantastically healthy things have to taste so crappy? Black seed oil is phenomenal as a skin care product, though. Does everything. Even better combined with shea butter.

I think I need to find a way to grow an inch or three. Being this short is truly pissing me off.