low simmer
Jul. 2nd, 2007 09:00 amDear Human Race,
Over the next two weeks, I will try very hard not to get pissed off at everything you do. If I unexpectedly explode for no real reason, blame hormones. If you must interact with me and speak to me at length, I advise you to carry chocolate on you and produce it when and if necessary to save yourself. I cannot be held responsible for certain actions at certain times.
You have been sufficiently warned.
Love,
Jo
Over the next two weeks, I will try very hard not to get pissed off at everything you do. If I unexpectedly explode for no real reason, blame hormones. If you must interact with me and speak to me at length, I advise you to carry chocolate on you and produce it when and if necessary to save yourself. I cannot be held responsible for certain actions at certain times.
You have been sufficiently warned.
Love,
Jo