Kill Bill: Vol. Me

Owwies. Damn head.

Oh, look:
http://headaches.about.com/cs/education/a/mig_not_ha.htm

So. I have officially decided to call my migraine disorder Bill.

Even if you have not seen the films, I am certain you can figure out why.

Out of all my chronic pain disorders, syndromes, and symptoms, this is the one that makes me feel the most homicidal towards it (syndromecidal?).

The symptoms will be ninja assasins. Severity of the headaches will determine the ninja head count.

Pardon me, I need to find a yellow jumpsuit and a katana. I have a handful of ninjas to battle.

Kill Bill: Vol. Me

Owwies. Damn head.

Oh, look:
http://headaches.about.com/cs/education/a/mig_not_ha.htm

So. I have officially decided to call my migraine disorder Bill.

Even if you have not seen the films, I am certain you can figure out why.

Out of all my chronic pain disorders, syndromes, and symptoms, this is the one that makes me feel the most homicidal towards it (syndromecidal?).

The symptoms will be ninja assasins. Severity of the headaches will determine the ninja head count.

Pardon me, I need to find a yellow jumpsuit and a katana. I have a handful of ninjas to battle.

Kill Bill: Vol. Me

Owwies. Damn head.

Oh, look:
http://headaches.about.com/cs/education/a/mig_not_ha.htm

So. I have officially decided to call my migraine disorder Bill.

Even if you have not seen the films, I am certain you can figure out why.

Out of all my chronic pain disorders, syndromes, and symptoms, this is the one that makes me feel the most homicidal towards it (syndromecidal?).

The symptoms will be ninja assasins. Severity of the headaches will determine the ninja head count.

Pardon me, I need to find a yellow jumpsuit and a katana. I have a handful of ninjas to battle.

Best skin balm ever

Hand Balm with Tamanu & Sea Buckthorn

That "great customer" who helped formulate the new balm? That would be me.
I are proud.
And yep, she did use my phrase "extra healing and skin nourishment." Good.

Now, go buy some Hand Balm with Tamanu & Sea Buckthorn from Bunny's Bath.
And tell Lyn that Joanna sent you.

(Also makes a superb facial moisturizer, undereye moisturizer, makeup primer, makeup remover, lip balm, sunburn treatment, and hair treatment. Also works on acne, rosacea, eczema, inflammation, scrapes, scratches, scars, and bruises. It's an Everything Balm.)

I'd say it's my balm, but really I just made suggestions.
Still... *is happy*

Best skin balm ever

Hand Balm with Tamanu & Sea Buckthorn

That "great customer" who helped formulate the new balm? That would be me.
I are proud.
And yep, she did use my phrase "extra healing and skin nourishment." Good.

Now, go buy some Hand Balm with Tamanu & Sea Buckthorn from Bunny's Bath.
And tell Lyn that Joanna sent you.

(Also makes a superb facial moisturizer, undereye moisturizer, makeup primer, makeup remover, lip balm, sunburn treatment, and hair treatment. Also works on acne, rosacea, eczema, inflammation, scrapes, scratches, scars, and bruises. It's an Everything Balm.)

I'd say it's my balm, but really I just made suggestions.
Still... *is happy*

Best skin balm ever

Hand Balm with Tamanu & Sea Buckthorn

That "great customer" who helped formulate the new balm? That would be me.
I are proud.
And yep, she did use my phrase "extra healing and skin nourishment." Good.

Now, go buy some Hand Balm with Tamanu & Sea Buckthorn from Bunny's Bath.
And tell Lyn that Joanna sent you.

(Also makes a superb facial moisturizer, undereye moisturizer, makeup primer, makeup remover, lip balm, sunburn treatment, and hair treatment. Also works on acne, rosacea, eczema, inflammation, scrapes, scratches, scars, and bruises. It's an Everything Balm.)

I'd say it's my balm, but really I just made suggestions.
Still... *is happy*