Dear Cat...

Oh Bast, this is both adorable and annoying. Oh, sweet Luna, I love you so dearly, but please stop climbing all over my laptop and my lap while I am working, I beg you. I will brush you with the boar bristle brush in a minute, just please stop knocking things off my desk. Yes, you are precious. Yes, I love your sweet trills and chirps and mewls. But you are getting hair in my keyboard. Yes, I love you and I will kiss you and hug you forever, just not right now!