Teeth and voice and eyes and mouth
Jul. 23rd, 2012 09:24 pmA point of pride, and a point of pointy thing.
Self satisfaction: Being able to recite every word of Fry's opera from Futurama's "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings" and every word after while the episode plays, plus knowing most of the words to all the other episodes, and and being giddily happy that I can watch the series over and over and over without getting bored, and not caring if people think something is wrong with me. (Seriously, why do people think something is wrong with me? This is me, here, guys.)
A tiny warning to my tall friends by a very short person:
"Never go up against a Sicilian when she is able to bite you in the femoral artery..."
(Small note: Never call me a midget. Never. Ever. Seriously. I find it degrading, insulting, offensive, and rage-making. You may probably find yourself actually bleeding from a femoral artery depending on how well I know you.)
It has been a fascinating Monday.
I guess I'm PMSing. A Son Of Baconator cheeseburger from Wendy's, a bag of Munchos chips, bars of chocolate from Trader Joe's and Whole Foods (Salazon Chocolate Co. Organic Dark Chocolate With Sea Salt And Crushed Organic Coffee), plain cheddar cheese cut into tiny pieces, raw cherry tomatoes from the garden, moringa powder in water with maple sugar and coconut sugar. To quote the fabulous Hedonismbot, I apologize for nothing.
Currently reading, depending on mood:
"Emperor Mollusk Versus The Sinister Brain" by A. Lee Martinez
"Sterling" by Dannika Dark
"How To Be Death" by Amber Benson
"The House Of Discarded Dreams" by Ekaterina Sedia
Also, I love my hair. I love wood and bamboo and boar brushes. In fact, most of my brushes are now wood, with only vented brushes, ionic tourmaline ceramic brushes, and some combs being plastic. Wood and bamboo and boar do fantastic things to my hair. No more frizz, no more static, no more dryness. I am so pleased.
Self satisfaction: Being able to recite every word of Fry's opera from Futurama's "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings" and every word after while the episode plays, plus knowing most of the words to all the other episodes, and and being giddily happy that I can watch the series over and over and over without getting bored, and not caring if people think something is wrong with me. (Seriously, why do people think something is wrong with me? This is me, here, guys.)
A tiny warning to my tall friends by a very short person:
"Never go up against a Sicilian when she is able to bite you in the femoral artery..."
(Small note: Never call me a midget. Never. Ever. Seriously. I find it degrading, insulting, offensive, and rage-making. You may probably find yourself actually bleeding from a femoral artery depending on how well I know you.)
It has been a fascinating Monday.
I guess I'm PMSing. A Son Of Baconator cheeseburger from Wendy's, a bag of Munchos chips, bars of chocolate from Trader Joe's and Whole Foods (Salazon Chocolate Co. Organic Dark Chocolate With Sea Salt And Crushed Organic Coffee), plain cheddar cheese cut into tiny pieces, raw cherry tomatoes from the garden, moringa powder in water with maple sugar and coconut sugar. To quote the fabulous Hedonismbot, I apologize for nothing.
Currently reading, depending on mood:
"Emperor Mollusk Versus The Sinister Brain" by A. Lee Martinez
"Sterling" by Dannika Dark
"How To Be Death" by Amber Benson
"The House Of Discarded Dreams" by Ekaterina Sedia
Also, I love my hair. I love wood and bamboo and boar brushes. In fact, most of my brushes are now wood, with only vented brushes, ionic tourmaline ceramic brushes, and some combs being plastic. Wood and bamboo and boar do fantastic things to my hair. No more frizz, no more static, no more dryness. I am so pleased.