This Is Good.

[brightrosefox]

One banana. One cup half full of chocolate syrup. Dip banana in chocolate. Eat. Imitate Homer Simpson with a donut. Yes.

Take one pill of Soma. Do stretching exercises with husband. Have kitten lay on chest during curl-ups. Yes. Hehehe.

Thoroughly enjoy Soma-induced muscle relaxation that feels like a non-sexual full body orgasm. Oh yes.

I feel no pain.
Whenever I feel no pain, I need to announce it.
You understand.