The Joker laughs, "Why so serious?" with maniacal giggling.

[brightrosefox]

I feel like I am losing my mind.
Going insane.
Diving off the deep end.
I'm rocking back and forth in my chair, gasping.

I want to tear myself to shreds and put myself back together so I'll never hurt again, I want to claw at my central nervous system until it's ragged and raw. I want to curl up in someone's arms and be held tight and be told I'll be okay. I want to cry and cry until there are no more tears left to cry. I want to yell at the universe until it explains why this happens to me.

Somebody tell me something funny. A joke, a story, a link, a macro, a LOLcat, anything, anything. Please, oh gods, make me laugh, tell me it will be okay. It has to be okay.

If I laugh hard enough, maybe I won't want to scream anymore.

Comments

[mermaiden.livejournal.com]

http://cuteoverload.com/









*HUGS*

[brightrosefox.livejournal.com]

OMG, these made me laugh out loud! Good thing my boss just went to lunch. Thank you so much, these are awesome!

[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

there was a girl I went to school with in high school oh so many many years ago, and she got on this crusade to come in every morning and thell me some really corny joke. I remember a couple of them...

How do you catch a unique bird? (answer below)
How do you make a handerkercheif dance? (answer below)






1. You "nique" up on it.
2. Put a little boogie into it.

Hope that at least gave you a giggle. Lame, I know, but :)

[brightrosefox.livejournal.com]

These did give me a giggle! I haven't heard them before.

[odilla.livejournal.com]

Where did the General keeps his armies

(up his sleevies)

I thank my grandfather for that one.

[notadoor.livejournal.com]

A link for you:
http://omnomnomnom.com/

And I don't know if sound will bother you, right now but if you can listen to things (a men's a capella group, in this case) this is adorable:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DzashX3FglM

Hang in there.

[brightrosefox.livejournal.com]

Awesome!

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

Pet personals.

[brightrosefox.livejournal.com]

Awww!

[flyingshaman.livejournal.com]

*hugs you*

May this pass, I hope it will.

cuteness!!!

[celtic_maenad]