Oh, my Luna
May. 24th, 2012 04:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
brightrosefoxIt would appear that Luna has formed some rules that must be followed on pain of annoying cat.
1. You shall not brush any hair before mine; nor doll nor human.
2: You shall pay attention to me the instant you enter a room that I currently occupy.
3. When I speak, you shall love, cuddle, kiss, and pet me until I am done with you.
4. I own all the couches.
5. I own all your laps.
6. You will endure my licking of your skin and you shall not force me to stop.
7. Honor your queen, the cat you name Luna.
8. Know that I, the Luna, am beautiful and smart and I am a very good kitty.
9. I am better than your other cats, and don't you forget it.
10. Feed me.
1. You shall not brush any hair before mine; nor doll nor human.
2: You shall pay attention to me the instant you enter a room that I currently occupy.
3. When I speak, you shall love, cuddle, kiss, and pet me until I am done with you.
4. I own all the couches.
5. I own all your laps.
6. You will endure my licking of your skin and you shall not force me to stop.
7. Honor your queen, the cat you name Luna.
8. Know that I, the Luna, am beautiful and smart and I am a very good kitty.
9. I am better than your other cats, and don't you forget it.
10. Feed me.
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Date: 2012-05-25 11:17 pm (UTC)My cats have similar demands, and I obey dutifully in order to have the privilege of being their human. ;-)