Randomness Thursday. And things.

[brightrosefox]

I am caught between that place of "Want to sleep" and "Cannot fall asleep" because of Pain Stuff and Not Pain Stuff. Who else is in that place? Want to have a quiet simple party until we fall over?

If Soma, Tramadol, Klonopin, Flexeril, Zoloft, and Trileptal were people, I would want to dance with them in all sorts of ways and then fall into a bed and snuggle in a pile like kittens or puppies.

Dear Body: You make me want to cry all the time. But I usually find things to laugh at, so then my crying turns to laughing often enough.

Oh, my sweet cats. Luna was hiding under the TV bureau because of the ferocious thunder and rain storm, so I was comforting her with Greenies treats and duck jerky. Rose and Jupiter got treats too, of course, and they are still climbing all over my couch for comfort.

"The cybernetic oracle. The ultimate man-machine hybrid. Programmed with every crime ever recorded and implanted with the brain cells of history's greatest detectives. We call him... Pickles."
"On account of it's like he's floating in a jar?"
"Exactly."
Dear Futurama: Please continue to make me laugh no matter what. I will even forgive you for the episode 'Attack Of The Killer App' if you continue to make me love you.

So, I stand corrected on the issue of whether or not "douchebag" should still be an insult, which was brought up recently by a group who wanted the word stripped from the list of insults.
Here's what a friend suggested:
"Actually, douches are useless at best, and harmful more often than not, ruining the natural environment by upsetting the PH. So I think they're the perfect insult."
I wanted to go with "walking colostomy bag" since it applies to all bodies.
Oh, and this: "FYI, enemas are also referred to as douches, so yes, they also service assholes."
I love these discussions.

"Wait, how can you be a D?? That must mean I'm like a J or something!" "That can't be real! You don't look that big! You're probably a B maybe a C at most. Are you sure you're a 32D??"
Thank you, everyone, for telling me what my bra size should and should not be.
*DOUBLE FACEPALM*
Cough. Sorry, but I get that a lot. You know, because my bra size actually fits me now. How dare I be a 32D at 4'10" when "taller women with D cup bras look so much bigger." Etc.

Oh, my mind is in a very interesting place. Mostly because it wants to get away from my pains and such, I guess.

Comments

[notadoor.livejournal.com]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there something where the size of a cup actually changes based on the band size? So the cup of a 32D will actually be smaller than the cup of a 38D, even though they're both Ds?

I am perpetually mystified by bras.

[brightlotusmoon.livejournal.com]

I think so. Apparently it all boils down to band size. Like, a "sister size" of 32D is 34C, but 34 wouldn't be as snug as 32. So, cup sizes do primarily depend on band size. I think as long as you have proper measurement of the band size and then measure the breast size and convert that (I don't know how exactly) you should know. I have friends who wear 28DD bras and their busts look smaller than mine.

I, too, am perpetually mystified by bras. Luckily, I met someone on Facebook who has been dubbed The Bra Fairy because of her extensive knowledge. http://www.formspring.me/thebrafairy

[el-esteleth.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

Here's hoping you managed to get to sleep.

*hugs more*

[unico-love.livejournal.com]

I hate the whole bra size debate!:P I'm a 28DD usually and proportionately look about the same as you (I think we actually have similar body types). People never understand unless I say "Well it's cupsize the equivalent of a 34B..."