Loving the hype

[brightrosefox]

So I just drank a bottle of something called O2Go Oxygenated Water. I guess it's like Penta Water. You know what's funny? All these websites calling it a waste of money, a crock of shit, total hype. You know what's funnier? I actually feel, ahem, "oxygenated". I really don't know or care who says what at this point. However, I do agree that all the hype is ridiculous. Perhaps oxygenated water is total bullshit and does absolutely nothing, and the rush of energy and ability to breathe really deeply that I now have is from something else. However, all the yelling about what a load of bullshit it is just makes it that much more appealing. I don't know why. How come Las Vegas has oxygen water at their oxygen bars? They pump oxygen into the hotels (boy do they! *bounce*) so yeah, we're breathing it in. And no, it probably doesn't absorb through the intenstines, so drinking it doesn't do anything. Sooo, how come I'm feeling something? Must be in my head. All the hype got to my brain.
Seriously, I'm not being sarcastic. Does this stuff work or doesn't it? And yes, I really do want to know what's causing the energy rush.