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injury #249
Jun. 13th, 2006 03:53 pmI. Just. Badly. Banged. My. Shoulder. On. The. Underside. Of. My. Desk. And. It. Really. Really. Really. Hurts. Ow.
Ooh, tinglies.
Ow. Fucking ow.
My desk is actually a very long table. On my right is a trio of drawers. I was bending down from my chair and going through the bottom drawer, and I sat up quickly without moving away from the edge of the desk and wham my left shoulder has exploded in a cluster of fiery nerve pain and numbness. Hooray.
Maybe I'll do some more semi-permanent damage to yet another part of my body, yay! Just like when I fell flat on both knees on a linoleum floor and fucked them up for life. I really don't think the sprain in the right knee healed well at all. Especially because I didn't know it had been sprained until, oh, a year later.
I shall now massage the lotion with MSM and emu oil into my shoulder, and then massage the skin serum with emu oil and sea buckthorn oil and helichrysum and frankincense essential oils into my shoulder, and hope the bruises aren't too fierce.
Ooh, tinglies.
Ow. Fucking ow.
My desk is actually a very long table. On my right is a trio of drawers. I was bending down from my chair and going through the bottom drawer, and I sat up quickly without moving away from the edge of the desk and wham my left shoulder has exploded in a cluster of fiery nerve pain and numbness. Hooray.
Maybe I'll do some more semi-permanent damage to yet another part of my body, yay! Just like when I fell flat on both knees on a linoleum floor and fucked them up for life. I really don't think the sprain in the right knee healed well at all. Especially because I didn't know it had been sprained until, oh, a year later.
I shall now massage the lotion with MSM and emu oil into my shoulder, and then massage the skin serum with emu oil and sea buckthorn oil and helichrysum and frankincense essential oils into my shoulder, and hope the bruises aren't too fierce.
